lulz-time:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 
are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell
somehow I’m both

lulz-time:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 

are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell

somehow I’m both

laughburnscalories:

"remember in 6th grade when you-"
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"and remember when you-
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foodnun:

Me: can i see your homework

Someone: No do your own

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quickweaves:

eb0nics:

WHOA

Why am I even alive?

Baby daddy.

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

stoned-levi:

when ur mom comes home with the groceries

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superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

officialfrenchtoast:

when someone next to you is chewing their food loudly

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